Damn You, Barbie!!

A depressing pall has set upon Black & Plastic. I know it was Barbie and all of her hatefulness that got our Urban Ghetto Barbie (UGB) aka Lil' Kim kicked off of DWTS last night. I'm convinced these shows that allows viewers to 'call-in' are nothing more than a sham. They want us to believe the shit is interactive...but the powers that be know how it is for real. My consipiracy theory?? That bitch Barbie called Ken & Crew and the rest of the plastic- jointed elbow brigade and got'ta dialing!! Barbie with her old ass (bitch you're 50...get over it), couldn't get over that a YOUNGER diva was giving plastic fever all over TV for all that it was worth. Yes, UGB gave it and gave it and then gave it again. Barbie with her now tattoo'd ass (I mean really Barbie-a damn tramp stamp?!), couldn't control the hate that overtook her ass and set out a plan to seek and destroy UGB. Those bitches wish their plastic could look this damn good-feast your eyes upon the plastic/silicone glory that is UGB:

Even her dance partner Derek looked a little ...'touched'

sometimes. Granted, the pic above, is photoshopped and she looks monstrous during rehearsals and

...I even think she's received shots in her hips (or wear padding on her hips), a la drag queens,

-but dammit if that plastic surgery riddled experiment can't dance her ass off, and she has a grace that's totally unexpected!! If she's faking her humility...then she can give Bey a run for the $$ in the acting department.

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But I can't help but be impressed with DWTS hair/make up artists.
She looks fantastic all the time!

A little bang and a lot of mineral make up goes a long way!
And I KNOW it was a dream creating costumes for UGB cuz she's so damn tiny. Watching her dance....I wonder if she attained her flexibility from prison...you know keeping your plastic in tact by avoiding matches, shanks and lighters means one must be light on their feet!

NOTE TO BARBIE AND THE PLASTIC-JOINTED ELBOW CREW: